The amount it amused me says... accurate, though I was only a temporary resident in the UK. Reminds me of the time some asshole from like Lincolnshire got in a tiff with my then boyfriend (after said asshole groped me) and sniped, "Well if you're not a northern monkey or a souther fairy, what are you then?" And then bf… » 4/17/14 4:45pm Thursday 4:45pm

I don't want to say it shouldn't bother you, but animal mating (typically) =/= human sexual intercourse. Pretty rare if animals derive pleasure from sex (dolphins and bonobos are the two who spring to mind who have recreational sex for pleasure), and it's often a dangerous/violent/painful affair, unfortunately. » 4/17/14 11:39am Thursday 11:39am